I have never been so invested in an election and I don’t even live in Great Britain….


English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever


Henry’s wives and their mottos

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ODYSSEUS: bro when will you fight
ACHILLES: when agamemnon stops being a righteous dick
ODYSSEUS: bro…people are dying
ACHILLES: [kickflips away] whatever

"dirtbag iliad" (via punkrockpatroclus)
I am all the more convinced that if I had to choose a husband among the three brothers, I would still prefer the one God has given me; he is true, and although he is awkward, he shows me every possible attention and kindness.
Marie Antoinette to Maria Theresa, 15 December 1775 (via tiny-librarian)

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The best of Queen Clarisse - part 3

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JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?”
He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”

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